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Hanuka Special Hanuka Special

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Congradulations, and gut yontif

I think you did a very very nice job on this animation. I generally have a policy of voting 0 on 99% of all clock movies. After watching this I was able to associate a little bit better with clocks. I really liked the ending when the dreidel broke the blade thing. Im glad there is someone out there who can represent without making us look bad. So happy second day of hanukah and thank you.


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"Girls" "Girls"

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Very interesting

I defenitely see where you are comming from. Girls always want what they can't have, and that leaves nice guys like us fucked. Whose fault is that really? Maybe we shouldnt be so nice to women if we really want some pussy... Well, try it both ways and see what works for you. But, yeah, too bad women are like that.



The Portal The Portal

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Hm

I guess there is nothing to do but admit that the damn clocks are popular here on newgrounds. I suppose that this is due the amount of younger voters and animators. I see no merit in the concept of an online "club" if this is the kind of material that they put out. I'm not saying that I am not impressed with the amount of work that must have gone into this but I am simply stating that the clock idea has become rotted, and I am sick of its stench. Put the clock concept to rest and try to make animations with interesting characters who might feature interesting character traits such as arms, legs, and mouths. Lets face it, clocks are popular because they can be made by people who are unable, or too lazy to animate actual characters and who do not have the voice talent to make their own noise.
Everyone is sick of the matrix if you havent figured it out already. Youve missed your mark by a few years already and unless its an actual on film movie the normal audience is not interested. Perhaps there are some younger children who did not see matrix when it came out and had to see it on video right before the second one, because that is the only reason why anyone would still be interested in it.
Also, to Eric or anyone else who is Jewish I dont think that you should let your friends insult you like that. I think that you should probably find some other Jewish friends. Besides, you will need to find a jewish girl eventually and now is a good time to start. It is against the Torah to marry a nonjew if you werent aware.
So I suppose that if this is a warning that "crews" are going to be taking over newgrounds then let me say good bye to everyone who is a talented cartoonist and is forced to compete with fruits.


Recent Game Reviews


Creepylator Creepylator

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Too many bugs

I wanted to type 789 into the calculator, but 8 overwrote the 7. I think you should check a few more calculations in it. And fix that bug I was talking about.


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Creepy responds:

Hmm... wierd,
i have had many beta testers, and noone of them found any bugs! :S


The Suicide Bomber Game The Suicide Bomber Game

Rated 4 / 5 stars

im sorry but that was great

I know it was kinda small but it was ultra funny and very well done. Vulkan is lacking in understanding of the situation in Israel. Are you a big supporter of Le Pen? How honorable is blowing yourself up to kill innocent civilians? Explain this to me. I understand that sometimes the Israelly soldiers kill innocent Palestinians but that is the difference between war and murder. If they kill unarmed citizens its on accident not cause they are evil. Those who kill innocent civilians for the sake of killing innocent civilians are obviously evil. And how do you think that America came to be? The Indians moved back so that we could settle in. Is it our fault that they didnt know the meaning of property. Is it our fault that they hadnt invented guns. Is it our fault they hadnt invented armour? This happens sometimes in real life. Welcome to it. But it is when you do it with INTENT TO MURDER that it becomes evil...