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Hanuka Special Hanuka Special

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Congradulations, and gut yontif

I think you did a very very nice job on this animation. I generally have a policy of voting 0 on 99% of all clock movies. After watching this I was able to associate a little bit better with clocks. I really liked the ending when the dreidel broke the blade thing. Im glad there is someone out there who can represent without making us look bad. So happy second day of hanukah and thank you.

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"Girls" "Girls"

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Very interesting

I defenitely see where you are comming from. Girls always want what they can't have, and that leaves nice guys like us fucked. Whose fault is that really? Maybe we shouldnt be so nice to women if we really want some pussy... Well, try it both ways and see what works for you. But, yeah, too bad women are like that.

The Portal The Portal

Rated 2 / 5 stars


I guess there is nothing to do but admit that the damn clocks are popular here on newgrounds. I suppose that this is due the amount of younger voters and animators. I see no merit in the concept of an online "club" if this is the kind of material that they put out. I'm not saying that I am not impressed with the amount of work that must have gone into this but I am simply stating that the clock idea has become rotted, and I am sick of its stench. Put the clock concept to rest and try to make animations with interesting characters who might feature interesting character traits such as arms, legs, and mouths. Lets face it, clocks are popular because they can be made by people who are unable, or too lazy to animate actual characters and who do not have the voice talent to make their own noise.
Everyone is sick of the matrix if you havent figured it out already. Youve missed your mark by a few years already and unless its an actual on film movie the normal audience is not interested. Perhaps there are some younger children who did not see matrix when it came out and had to see it on video right before the second one, because that is the only reason why anyone would still be interested in it.
Also, to Eric or anyone else who is Jewish I dont think that you should let your friends insult you like that. I think that you should probably find some other Jewish friends. Besides, you will need to find a jewish girl eventually and now is a good time to start. It is against the Torah to marry a nonjew if you werent aware.
So I suppose that if this is a warning that "crews" are going to be taking over newgrounds then let me say good bye to everyone who is a talented cartoonist and is forced to compete with fruits.

(2003)Bar Fight! (2003)Bar Fight!

Rated 3 / 5 stars

I like the idea

I don't see much claymation on newgrounds and if you made it in flash then thats just too bad. It is also too bad that you don't live in Texas. With my artistic ability and the 2 hours a day I usually spend making clay figures and your patience and skill in making movies, we could make some badass profesional stuff. Keep messing with it. Good Job.

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Knox responds:

i do live in Texas..

It's time It's time

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

A 14 yr old male who doesn't like porn. wierd.

I was impressed with your movie. I liked the drawings and especially the backgrounds. To tell the truth I got bored and quit before it was finished but I still think was good. If there was porn unfortuntely I missed it. If there was I would have watched It. Im 18 and I see no problem with you putting porn on the site as long as you say its porn so that I can watch the entire thing instead of quiting half way. Thank you. It was really hard to decript what the guy before me said, but I don't see why he was so mad. If your a 14 yr old male and you like porn maybe you should be at Heh

Afro Manes Adventures 1. Afro Manes Adventures 1.

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Like the guy before me said, Afroman is a rapper

Why the hell was his hair alive? Please explain that at some point. Also, the is spelled the and not teh. Try making the mouths sound out the syllables next time.

Remedy Remedy

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Keep Drawing

I respect the amount of patience that it took for you to make this video but I recomend that you concentrate on your drawing. If you are under the age of 15 or so, you should really start concentrating on your drawings because there is some talent that could possibly be harnesed to make some really great cartoons. Consider spending more time on your drawings and less time on making flash effects such as all of the skewering and stuff like that. (it looks bad). Also, try making teeth and stuff inside of the mouths. And when the hand moves on the guitar the arm should move too. And a human cant have 4 fingers at one time then 3 at a diff time.

Myfeetareburning responds:

Ya know, i appreciate you tellin me there talant "to be harnessed" but your movie aint exactly all the great you nazi fuck! my scores better then yours so dont tell me what to do next time! otherwise thats for your review!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Mike Mignola Would Be Proud

As a big comic book fan, I am impressed. I have a hard time wondering why this did not get a 5 while some swf's that could never compare to yours are doing better on the charts. But do not feel destressed. Sometimes people have a hard time putting things in perspective and if there was anything that threw people off it was the unavailabilty of that character. Most people have no clue who hellboy is. Try to make him more accesable to people who arent comic fans. Make an origins of hellboy. Or try Spawn. Spawn is made with a similar gritty feel. And he is recognizable.

Opening The Portal Opening The Portal

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Very nice.

That was pretty good. I can tell alot of work went into this. I was going to give it a 4, because it was so, 'liny', and seemed like you didn't really have your own style yet - but the ending was really good. :)

Why I Hate Q3A Why I Hate Q3A

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


its too bad you dont like quake. Were you playing me or something?